Buckle Up for the $HOG Wild Ride!

  • Tired of the same old, washed and re-used memes? Need a project with some real tusk? $HOG is here to BREAK THE INTERNET and reunite the autistic degen brotherhood under one hilarious banner!
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$HOG IS A WARTHOG ON A MISSION

What's the goal?

To spearhead the degen meme wave into the mainstream and send those stale dog-faced coins whimpering back to their kennels.

We're talking:

Memes so dank they'll make your chocolate starfish erupt (like a warthog after a particularly spicy grub feast).

A community that's tighter than, well, a warthog in a mud puddle. Moon potential that'll have you snorting like a happy hog.

So join the $HOG charge! Together, we'll write degen meme history and leave a big wide hole on the scene with your hog!

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The Gospel of $HOG

Join the memeangelistic crusade to crush the bears and the mid-tier memes, leave our holes on every ground we can find and (potentially) become RICH AS FUCK while doing it!

HOG NFTs comin’ soon sers

Mint your own $HOG avatar on the blockchain and let the explosive autistic swagger give you an identity crysis!

The $HOG Global Sensation

Watch the ultimate meme grow to immeasurable heights and flow over into all areas of pop culture, from merch to music vids, from comic book storyline to full blown fucking religions. In $HOG we trust.

Our Goals

Roadmap

Phase 01 (in progress)

The hole in the ground opens

$HOG Contract goes live along with the website and socials, the party begins


Initial Marketing Wave

Getting FLAMING HOT Influencers on that Telegram and Twitter to scream out the $HOG name till their throats blow open


DEX Service Listings

Leaving our mark on Dexscreener, Dextools, Solscan and Birdeye


CG/CMC Listings

Coingecko and Coinmarketcap fast-track listing applications ready and submitted on launch coz dev is meme as fuck and well connected

Phase 02

AMA and CT Marketing

AMAs and long-form interviews with major Crypto-related Twitter communities to spread the gospel of $HOG


HOG NFTs

You didn’t think these images on the website are just for decoration right? Mint your own personalized HOG avatar and flex on those dog coin brokies with immaculate style AND get some ponzi-style reward airdrops/privileges!!!

Phase 03

CEX Listings

Listing on centralized exchanges to secure those extra billion trillions in volume, why not?


Mainstream Media Exposure

Articles on major finance news platforms along with billboards and video advertisements, you won’t be able to leave your casa without getting blasted with $HOG content

Phase 04

HOG takeover

HOG flips Bitcoin and becomes the #1 coin by market dominance, effectively replacing any real-world currency because who doesn’t like to place their hard-earned assets in a brave, strong and memey hog for the world to envy them?


Phase 05

God Emperor Hog

The $HOG mascot comes to life as the perfect AI bot, powered by 20 chinese super-computers and swiss hadron colliders, effectively leading humanity down a path of peace and prosperity. ALL. HAIL. $HOG!

Questions & Answers

Frequently Asked Questions

What is $HOG?

The $HOG, the myth, the legend is a simple warthog on a mission: to spearhead the degen meme wave into the mainstream and send those stale dog-faced coins whimpering back to their kennels.

How can I invest in $HOG?

Step 1: Copy the contract adress.

Step 2: Go to https://raydium.io and connect your SOL wallet.

Step 3: Paste the contract address into the swap

Step 4: Enter the amount of SOL you would like to buy with.

Step 5: Click SWAP and BOOM. You now own a fuckton of $HOG and are about to become rich!

Why should I choose $HOG?

$HOG embodies the most barebones fundamentals of crypto life. Get rich. Have fun.

Where can I trade $HOG?

You can trade $HOG from the moment of launch on https://raydium.io

Is $HOG safe to invest in?

As safe as a high-risk memecoin can be. Liquidity is 100% burned and the contract is revoked. No funny business here, just funny hog stuff.

What is the $HOG contract address?

TBA

$HOG: Because sometimes, the best way to win is with a little warthog.
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